Monday, March 24, 2008

Word Up!

Yo pretty ladies (and guys!) around the world

Got a weird thing to show you

So tell all the boys and girls

Someone left a craaazy manifesto comment on my Home Sweet Home post.

I’m sure it isn’t The Unabomber, even though I’ve used his sketchy picture. I’ve read his manifesto and he’s far more literate and organized than the author is this piece of work.

Who is it? I don’t know. They chose to remain anonymous. You’d think if you were going to put that kind of effort into writing something, you’d at least get a pen name or something, right? I would.

Why is this person so upset with me? They actually swear at me at the end!

Maybe it’s my online poker playing?

Maybe it’s that I like Barack Obama?

Is it because I’m Catholic? Kind of hard to tell, actually.

Ohhhhhhhh, Maybe the writer wanted to enter Shelly’s Scared Silly writing contest and just posted on the wrong blog!

Regardless, it certainly sounds like someone needs a nap and I think it’s me. All those words wore me out!


Malcolm said...

Wow Jessica, you got Spammed in a major way! I received a couple of these types of comments on various posts last fall. When I disallowed anonymous comments on my blog, that put an end to the really long Spams such as the one you got.

archshrk said...

My friend Radioactive Jam and I have gotten whole books in our post comments. Definitely not worth keeping but it sure breaks up the monotony of comment moderation.

Vixen said...

Wow, I didn't know a comment could be that long....

That is quite the manifesto?!?!

Jessica Morris said...

Crazy!! I'm jealous... no one has ever left me a comment that long!

pussreboots said...

It's just a stupid spambot. I get comments like that too.

Crystal said...

Wow. I only read a few bits of it, but this was my favorite:

"I think this was foreshadowed on an episode of the Simpsons where Homer and Bart are on the disfavored ship and eject, only to experience a sense of euphoria, expand then explode in the vacuum of space."

Because, you know, I ALWAYS look to the Simpsons for some good old fashioned prophecy. Woot!

pjazzypar said...

Wow! what the ??? Who in the heck left the gate open? I think if people want to post a manifesto they ought to create their own blog in which to do so.

The Freelance Guru said...

I'm working my through all my blogroll to let you know that, due to the useless of both blogger and my server, the url no longer works.
For some reason the only address that's working is

This Eclectic Life said...

Fortunately, WordPress has a plug-in that puts those spam in a different folder. I get one or two of those a day! It is enough to scare you silly, isn't it?