Saturday, August 2, 2008

What The World Needs Now

Is another meme, of course!! I don't know where this one started but when I saw that my friend, Shelly, googled her herself and found all of these funny things, well heck, I wanted to give it a try, too!!

All I had to do was type “Jessica needs” into the Google search engine. If you're name isn't Jessica, then you would type "Your Name needs" and see what you come up with.

Rather freakily, it almost seems to know me.

Jessica needs coffee was the first thing to come up. I adore coffee. How could it know this?

Jessica needs to stop dressing like a slut. WHAT? Who is peeking into my windows when I’m modeling my Catboots? Nothing is sacred anymore, I swear.

Jessica needs a bigger bra. Soooo true! Although, I also need something to fill that bigger bra, too.

Jessica needs her Eric time. Don’t think so. Who the heck is Eric?

Jessica needs a haircut. I do!

Jessica needs a roommate. Wrong. No, I don’t. There’s already six people in my too small house.

Jessica needs a root touch up. BWAHAHAHAHA! I do.

Jessica needs $$$$$$. I think this will come up no matter what name you type, right?

Jessica needs to come to Australia. If I had $$$ and liked to fly, I probably would. They have the coolest accent.

Jessica needs a nose job. I might agree with this.

There’s also lots of “Jessica needs help and a new prescription”. Are the Googlers trying to tell me something?

Finally, when I read “Jessica needs to shut up now” I realized they were probably right.

I'm not tagging anyone, but if you'd like to play just let me know and I'll give you some link love!!!

2 comments:

The Freelance Guru said...

Yes saw Shelly had done this as well. Now I'm debating having a go with my Wifes name. I want to see what she's been up to.

Jessica Morris said...

Ha! No point in ME playing along! *smile* you've done it for me! :)