Monday, April 14, 2008

So Long, Farewell

Auf weidersehen, adieu!

Believe me, I am thrilled that I have very close relationships with quite a few people, butt if any of them ever asked me to share this seat next to them...

I’d only have one thing to say.... à tout à l'heure!

In French, this means “see you later!”, although it’s probably more recognizable by its American mispronunciation ...“toodleloo”.

Now that we have that straight, please allow me to introduce the above pictured “TwoDaLoo” (LOVE the name, not the concept), the world’s first (and last, I’m guessing) simultaneous flush two seater toilet. There is an individual flush option so if you can’t find a potty pal, you can still use it. No worries.

You can even get it with a privacy wall complete with LCD television and iPod docking stations for only....gasp....$1400.00! Really! It’s true. I wouldn’t shit ya!

I don’t even have to try it and I can tell you this isn’t the product for me. I think if I were forced to doodle-loo alongside someone else like this, I’d be hightailing it out of there ASAP, not hanging out scanning cable channels.

Apparently, everyone whose anyone (except Bon Jovi) is getting in on this wacky bathroom stuff. Here is Chris Daughtry posing with his autographed “toilet tattoo”.

Toilet Tattoos are the new craze in toilet decorating. Thank goodness! I was getting so bored with plain and carpeted as my only toilet seat options, but I just didn’t know what else to do!

Toilet Tattoos are reusable and stick to the toilet seat with static electricity or something and the good news is,for only $9.95, you can now have crap both inside and outside your toilet.

OK, doody calls! Gotta pick up a kid. Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go, right?

Toodleloo! Just please don't TwoDaLoo.


The Freelance Guru said...

So you're not droppnig your kids off at the pool?

Sassy Mama Bear said...

ROFLMAO, you sure you wouldn't love to have one? Forget the tattoo, just give me Daughtry.

The Rock Chick said...

Freelance: no, not yet, although that place can be a doodle-do haven, too!

sassy: I'd only get a Bon Jovi one :) That Daughtry guy is pretty cute-saw him when opened for Bon Jovi two months ago!

Jessica Morris said...

lol, how do you even find these things?!
That is hilarious. In someone elses house.

Crystal said...

I have no words.

The Rock Chick said...

Jessica: I don't know...they find me, I guess

crystal: really, you? speechless??????