Saturday, August 4, 2007

One Night Stand

OK, don't get too excited, people! Didn't happen! I'm about as good of a girl as there is. Really!

As you know, though, I have been working on my (what I hope to be) longstanding relationship with Technorati. I don't want to be just a notch on the bedpost of the blogosphere. I want more than that.

I want to be THE Technorati Hottie!

Despite my attempts to teach Technorati some proper manners, he still kisses and tells. He eagerly tells the world what I'm doing, places proverbial stars next to my name in his little black book and even puts it right online for all the world to see! This creates all sorts of envious competition which forces me and 7.5 million other bloggers to come up with signature moves and tricks to get to the 5 star level...the A-List!

It appears, though, that Technorati has been getting too much action lately and either seems to be suffering from an inability to perform or has just given up, but he has temporarily placed all bloggers in the #1 position! Look at the rack (oh, sorry rank-getting carried away here!) on The Rock Chick, The Babe of The Blogosphere.....The Technorati Hottie!



Like a one night stand, I'm sure this won't last long. Go check out your ranks and make a grab for a screen capture.

Technorati really shouldn't tease me like this. I'm getting all excited :)

14 comments:

Jessica Morris said...

You are hilarious - and I think perhaps still suffering from the lack of sleep last weekend! =)

My 'rack' is #1 in his world too! Seems to me like Technorati is two timing you!

Anonymous said...

I've got screenshots of several folks who are number one...just in case they miss the brief moment of fame. LOL. Soon as Technorati figures this out, we will be sitting at the small table again.

The Rock Chick said...

Jessica: I keep trying to convice technorati that I'm the only one for him. I'll turn that two timer around, no worries!~

Actually I've recovered from last weekend. Must just still be all my giddyness over being 15 feet from Bon Jovi earlier in the week.

Shelly: OMG! You got everybody's, I think! WOW! I'm only 38 links away from the POPULAR table! Don't worry, I'll totally save you a seat :)

Damien Riley said...

They do wierd stuff like that sometimes. Although I know i have 12 friends, it said I had none for like 2 weeks. maybe they're revamping something. I hope you get to be #1 for real, but even if you don't, you write good stuff i enjoy and that makes you great with me!

The Rock Chick said...

Damien: Thank you! I doubt I can ever be #1 for real. Not that I couldn't do it, of course, but competing with the likes of Perez Hilton is just too time consuming. I'll settle for the regular A-list...don't have to be a Top 10 or anything :)

JAM said...

Maybe it's the ghost of Andy Warhol giving you some internet help.

You have a screen shot of it, therefore it's all true.

Tanya said...

Thanks for the comment about the project. I don't crochet and most of my groups are knitting.

Good luck!
Tia

Jessica Morris said...

I tagged you for something.

Crystal said...

Awww, I missed it. *sniff, sniff*

Crystal said...

Hey, you are hereby therefore given thine newest-eth awardeth. The Thoughtful Blogger Award. Check it out, yo... eth.

Crystal said...

Yes, I am *that* tired.

Rebecca said...

:-) Funny post! And I just went and added you to my technorati favoites ;-)

Also, I posted the results from last weeks TT13 the Food Edition :P

Anonymous said...

Well, did you get so exhausted from the thrill that you aren't going to post? Go check out Sparky Duck's site. He has a picture posted that you will like. He's trying to boost his stats.

The Rock Chick said...

Hey, anybody who posts Bon Jovi pics, lyrics and videos is ok in my book!!!!

No, not exhausted from the cheap Technorati thrill. I was busy hunting down an internet stalker, driving the kids around, grocery shopping and riding an elephant. Seriously! I'm writing, I'm writing.....